Window woman speaks out about THAT Tinder date fail

Look, this date was actually great, but said date borrowed my Dolly Parton DVD and then moved to America, never to be seen or heard from again. Here's everything you need to know.

Bristol Student Liam Smith set up a crowdfunding page to fix his broken window after his date was rescued by firefighters. He and his date had a lovely evening and went back to his residence for a "bottle of wine and a Scientology documentary".

But the mood changed when she was unable to flush a faeces down the toilet.

"I reached down into the window and slipped too far", she said. "I was suspended upside down for probably half an hour, I felt sick and had some quite nasty marks on my skin". Unfortunately, it got stuck in a narrow window gap.

Only, her errant throw dropped the mass in a space separated by two double glass windows.

That's when the woman had the genius idea of reaching into the windowpane to pull out her own poo. The date ended up costing him around $393 in repairs.

Like the scene in movie Something About Mary, when Ted has an unfortunate accident, he called the fire service.

So will there be a second date?

She confirmed the pair had met for a second date.

"I would have left, but i just couldn't do that to him".

Yes, it appears so.

For the skeptical, Avon Fire and Rescue service did confirm to the BBC that it rescued a woman trapped between two windows, with the Telegraph confirming the call was made regarding Smith's address at 10:41pm on August 7. This happened shortly after his housemate revealed he'd "accidentally" cooked a mouse that had become trapped in the oven; there was no food in the oven at the time. This could have been any one of us.

She is said to have been desperately trying to retrieve a poo when she became stuckWhat did the woman say?

And, in an anonymous Reddit post, she said friends compared her to clumsy TV character Miranda Hart. "Eventually I agreed to give her a boost up and into the window", Smyth said. But within seconds she already knew she had made a awful mistake.

"He was so good about it though, just laughed with me rather than at me".

"It is one of those things of reality being stranger than fiction", a spokesman said.

GoFundMe/Liam SmythAn image shared by Liam Smyth on GoFundMe, as he told his story about why he needed a new window.

Excess funds raised by the appeal will be donated to clean water charity Toilet Twinning and The Fire Fighter's Charity.

Tinder is a free app available on both iOS and Android that allows users to view potential suitors within a pre-determined radius and age bracket - ranging from 18 upwards.