Cops: Man high on PCP stops van in Lincoln Tunnel to masturbate

Ismael Esquilin
Ismael Esquilin
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13 May, 2017

At approximately 7:15 p.m. Thursday, Port Authority police officers responded to a report of a motor vehicle accident on the New York-bound side of the Lincoln Tunnel, said spokesman Joe Pentangelo.

The Lincoln Tunnel became the tunnel of self-love when a man high on PCP blocked traffic with his minivan to take time to pleasure himself, officials said Friday.

When police got to the van, they found Esquilin shedding his clothes and "performing a lewd act", as Port Authority spokesman Joe Pentangelo described it to NY.

When cops approached the auto, they found Esquilin removing his clothes and "performing a lewd act", Port Authority spokesman Joe Pentangelo said.

Masturbating, of course, is not against the law, and 48-year-old Ismael Esquilin should be credited for not engaging in an egregious form of distracted driving.

Police said he refused to get out of the vehicle but they eventually arrested him after covering him with a blanket.

A glass pipe along with a small glass bottle containing the drug were found in his minivan, which was impounded.

Esquilin was taken to Hoboken Hospital for observation. Esquilin was charged with a DUI, drug possession, reckless driving, and impeding traffic.


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